10 Unbelievably Bad Attempts At Patriotism

We all use the fourth of July as an excuse to bust out our red and blue and show our patriotism on Independence Day. There comes a certain point though were the line of patriotism and hot mess seems to get a little blurry. Taking a t-shirt of a bald eagle and turning it into a forehead tattoo will not make you more ‘Merican, you will just get a lot of “What’s wrong with you?”. As you watch pretty colors explode in the sky and gulp down beer after beer, remember there is a point of going too far.

 

10. Remember to use spell check!

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9. Custom outfits may not always be practical. 

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8. Leave the fireworks to the professionals!

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7. These are fireworks, keep your head out of the gutter.

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6. There is always A for effort!

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5. Firecrackers can sense fear!

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4. Keeping the dream alive!

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3. More skin is not always better for everyone. 

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2. Close one eye, squint a little, tilt your head, and boom it’s a flag!
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1. The remix is finally here!

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