5. “Socializing is hard enough without having to yell over music in a dark room, I don’t understand the logic here.”
4. “Don’t panic. Just hold a red solo cup and pretend to look busy. It’s fine.”
3. “Oh, I love this son- just kidding, it’s just a remix. Again.”
2. “Okay, here’s a proposal: let’s just take and Snapchat to prove we were here and go back to the sweet, sweet embrace of Netflix in sweatpants.”
1. “So, no one told you life was gonna be this way [insert clapping here].”
You Might Also Like
-
-
-
-
