18 Moments You Experience Looking Through Your Drunk Texts

Nights of going out and drinking with your best friends are some of the times you’ll remember, or won’t remember, most from college. Drinking tends to make people get a little crazy, creating tons of hilarious, and sometimes disastrous, memories for you and your friends. One of the biggest hazards you really need to look out for after a night out that involved tequila, Svedka, body shots, or Jägerbombs are the famous drunk texts. We’ve all done it, we’ve all watched our friends do it, and we’ve all been severely embarrassed at the outcome the next morning. Here are some of the moments we’ve all faced after looking through our drunk texts the next morning far too many times:

18) Waking up with that feeling in your stomach of regret and the unknown of what you may have done:

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17) “Please don’t tell me I texted my ex last night… Please don’t tell me I texted my- SHIT!”:

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16) “I’m sure it can’t be that bad. Oh wait, I was wrong. It’s worse.”:

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15) Noticing that you exposed all of your secrets to a random girl from your class who texted you for the math homework last night:

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14) Wishing you could take back everything you sent and erase it from their minds:

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13) Telling your best friend about the horrifying things you said last night and they try to read the embarrassment:

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12) Realizing you not only texted your ex, but you texted their mother as well venting about the turmoil their child has put you through:

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11) Not only did you text your ex’s mother, but you texted your own mother and now she’s making calls to AA to set you up with a group session:

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10) Checking your social media to find girls talking shit about you drunk texting their boyfriends:

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9) Then realizing you literally asked him to break up with her for you, and understanding why she was slamming you all over social media:

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8) Realizing that one of your drunk text victims asked if you had been drinking, and you literally told them no as you started to black out in the corner of the bar:

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7) Seeing the ratchet, drunk selfies that you accidentally sent your boss:

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6) Seeing that the one person you were hoping for a response from ignored all 53 of your texts last night and becoming severely depressed:

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5) Sending your mom horrifying messages that make her question not putting you up for adoption:

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4) Regretting not staying in that night like you had originally planned:

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3) The famous “I’m never drinking again” line:

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2) But being fully aware and content with the fact that the only way you will ever get past the damage you have done is to just get drunk and do it all over again, even if it is only 10:00am:

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1) Coming to terms with the fact that you’re never going to change, and it’s going to happen all over again in just a few short hours:

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