What do Basic White Girls Say?

Ugg boots, yoga pants, and Victoria’s Secret sweats aren’t the only signs of a basic white girl. There is also an unwritten dictionary that basic white girls live and swear by. The most advanced stages of a white girl can be heard using a combination of the following phrases.

25. Why can’t food have like zero calories? (Basic White Girls)

24. Summer is two weeks and I’m like.. (A Basic White Girl)

23. I like food more than people! (Basic White Girls)

22. Like..like..like. (Basic White Girls)

21. Can I be you? (Basic White Girls)

20. Literally, I mean like literally!

19. I can’t even.

18. And then I was like..

17. Omg, wine night!!

16. Don’t talk to me until I get my Starbucks!

15. I can’t wait to go home and take my pants off!

14. Tbt I miss summer = excuse to post a bikini pic.

13. I’m like dying.

12. Can you not.

11. How will I get a boyfriend when I’m ugly?

10. I hate that my friends are so perf.

9. Where is the aux cord in this tanning bed?

8. I was going to look cute, but then I hit snooze.

7. Will pay someone to come cuddle with me.

6. Buy me (blank), so I know it’s real.

5. Why are boys the worst?

4. I’m so “hangry”!

3. When he is over six foot..

2. Body goals.

1. Can I just like sleep forever?