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I’ll NEVER Order Late Night ‘Jimmy Johns’ Again After Watching This Video!

To be honest I am not the biggest fan of ‘Jimmy John’s’, average bread, basic toppings, pretty much the equivalent of Subway. However, when its 2 a.m. after the bar, I’m drunk as hell and ‘Jimmy John’s’ is the only thing open, that shit tastes like heaven. Now when you’re working late night at a sandwich shop and business is slow, boredom is bound to ensue. And what do you do when that happens? Well, if you happen to be the two men in the video below apparently that mean it’s time to play jump rope with a large thing of raw dough. Oh and of course this happened in Florida of all places (seriously what is in the water in Florida?) According to the Huffington Post: “The video which was posted on SnapChat shows the employees of a Jacksonville Jimmy John’s franchise literally playing with their food, including using

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This Woman was Arrested in Illinois for Stealing an Absurd Amount of Condoms and We’re Left With More Questions Than Answers

Yes, that is the face of a woman who was caught stealing, 31, yes you read that right, 31 boxes of condoms. Shaearion Davis, 25, was arrested in Swansea, Illinois for the attempted theft. According to my probably misguided calculations that is over 1,000 condoms…Holy shit that is a lot of condoms. My only guesses as to why this woman could possibly need that many condoms is that she is either a prostitute or was re-selling them on the street at wholesale price, and by looking at this mugshot I really hope its not the former, although men always manage to impress and shock me with the things they’ll pay for. Also, who knew there even was a condom black market? According to the Story which was published originally Via The Smoking Gun: “Supermarket employees dialed 911 after they saw Davis swiping the condoms (and they tailed her after she

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Bro Asks Thirsty College Students How Often They Masturbate

This brave man here from overboardhumor decided to first take the ‘No Fap Challenge’ and then go around and ask some thirsty college students how often they masturbate. The answers may or may not surprise you….  

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This Texas ZBT Rap Video About Ben Franklin is Actually Fuego

Yes, Texas ZBT made a comedic rap video about getting married to Ben Franklin, and yes it’s everything you imagined it would be and more.

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Florida Gymnastics Team has an Epic 2017 Hype Video

College sports 2017 season hype videos. As we move into the new year, they’ve been released over the last week or so and every single video is getting me that much more excited for the spring season to begin. This hype video just gave me goosebumps, and it probably will do the same for you. Check out the amazing video below and FOLLOW US on INSTAGRAM –> @UPrimetime for more amazing content daily!