12. “We had a guy who kept walking up to large groups, pulling up his front facing camera and yelling “what’s up, Snapchat?” Everybody crowded into frame and cheered.
He doesn’t have Snapchat.”
11. “My bestfriend went over to the keg to get some beer. He pumped the keg and preceded to spray beer all over his phone which he thought was a cup. I was so stunned I didn’t say anything for like 10 seconds and when I did he looked at me like I was stupid then looked back at his phone and threw it across the room.”
10. “We asked our friend how drunk he was, he responded, ‘twice.'”