Workout clothes.
What it says about you: “Oh, you mean people don’t like it when I show up in sweaty, smelly clothes with my nipples awkwardly hanging out of my tank top?”
Jeans and a dress shirt.
What it says about you: “I know I’ll be the best dressed person at this party. Chicks love men in a dress shirt.”
Jeans and a t-shirt.
What it says about you: “Dude, it’s a party. I’m here to get drunk, not walk the goddamn runway.”
No shirt.
What it says about you: “I didn’t do like a thousand crunches a day so everyone could not look at my abs.”
A suit.
What it says about you: “I’ve never been to a party before.”
