College is about “expanding our educations”, but if you ask a student who is in the brunt of it they will say it’s about the amazing parties. When looking back at our time it is pretty obvious that the wildest days were as a freshman and as we got older we calmed down a little. You go from trying to get your hands on all the alcohol humanly possible, because you’re not used to all this access, to enjoying a case of beer hanging out with just your friends. As you get older you can start to feel less of a desire to stay in the race, stay up all night, and be sick when you wake up. This is how you know your party days are coming to an end.
10. You’re sick of dating apps and want a bae, instead of swiping right until your thumb is numb.
9. You want the comfort of having a plus one instead of scrambling for dates.
8. Going out for “one drink” ends up being actually one drink because you’re sick of spending time with a garbage can in the morning.
7. The feeling of a full bank account is more comforting than a full glass.
6. You want someone by your side for support, instead of crying to a stranger at the bar.
