4.) Instead of saying you simply don’t want to hang out you come up with extremely elaborate and illogical excuses to get out of plans.
Even if your grandma really did fall down the stairs she has Life Alert so you should still be able to hang out.
3.) YOU EAT ALL OF THE FUCKING SNACKS!
You better buy me more Doritos.
2. ) Your friends know better than to ever expect you to return clothes you borrow from them.
I spent hard earned money on that sweatshop crop top!
1.) You are ALWAYS the drunkest girl at the party and it takes a small army to get you home at the end of the night.
Where’s my Purple Heart for getting you home?
