Spring Semester as Told by "The Jersey Shore"

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Spring semester can be the worst of times- finals, trying to bring that GPA up, braving the long cold winter months that are January and February. It can also be the best of times- spring break trips, greek week, and for those about to graduate, senior week, Valentine's Day (V Day could also be a pretty bad time depending on your current relationship status...)

What other show accurately depicted both the best of times and the worst of times, along with a whole lot of heavy drinking, more than "The Jersey Shore"? Lets see if our favorite characters from the shore can guide us on how to make it through these next four months...

20. Drunkenly looking around at your friends on the first night out after Winter Break like...

 

 

19. ...And then realizing you actually have to go to class and sitting in your 3 hour lecture thinking:

 

 

18. Looking at your loaded course schedule and syllabuses and thinking you'll never make it through the semester

 

 

17. And then getting assigned your first group project of the semester and of course everyone in your group wants to meet up on the weekend

 

 

16.  That feeling when your realize you're the only single roommate on Valentine's Day

 

 

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100. Loyola Marymount University

99. San Francisco State University

98. University of Nebraska Lincoln

97. Vanderbilt University

96. Fordham University

95. University of Maine

94. Iowa State University

93. George Washington University

92. Pepperdine University

91. Cornell University

90. Kent State University

89. Longwood University

88. Chico State University

87. Quinnipiac University

86. Plymouth State University

85. Florida Gulf Coast University

84. College of Charleston

83. Georgetown University

82. Baylor University

81. University of Vermont

80. Bloomsburg University

79. Florida Atlantic University

78. Northeastern University

77. Illinois State University

76. Old Dominion University

75. UC Irvine

74. University of Tennessee

73. Towson University

72. UC Berkeley

71. University of Arkansas

70. University of New Hampshire

69. Auburn University

68. University of Hawaii

67. BU (Boston University)

66. SUNY College at Oswego

65. University of Maryland

64. SUNY Cortland

63. University of Mississippi (Ole Miss)

62. University of Pittsburgh

61. West Chester University

60. Lehigh University

59. University of Tampa

58. NYU (New York University)

57. Purdue University

56. Temple University

55. Monmouth University

54. University of Cincinnati

53. Southern Illinois University at Carbondale

52. University of Minnesota

51. TCNJ

50. University of Illinois Urbana Champaign

49. Boston College

48. UMass Amherst

47. University of Kansas

46. University at Buffalo

45. Mizzou

44. Northern Arizona University

43. Texas Christian University (TCU)

42. Elon University

41. University of Connecticut

40. Clemson University


39. University of Kentucky

38. University of Texas Austin

37. University of South Carolina

36. North Carolina State University (NC State)

35. Tulane University

34. Texas A&M University


33. Ithaca College

32. University of Central Florida

31. University of Rhode Island

30. UNC Chapel Hill

29. James Madison University

28. University of Miami, FL

27. Rutgers University

26. University of Pennsylvania (UPenn)

25. Louisiana State University

24. University of Delaware

23. University of Alabama

22. Florida State University

21. University of Dayton

20. University of Arizona

19. San Diego State University

18. Indiana University

17. UCLA

16. University of Colorado at Boulder

15. University of California, Santa Barbara

14. Michigan State University

13. University of Iowa

12. Arizona State University

11. Syracuse University

10. University of Wisconsin – Madison

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