Everyone has gotten a bit too drunk before. Whether it was when you were in high school or perhaps it was when you were in college in your wild days. Regardless of when it was, we've all been there. That being said, there are ways you can tell if you are too drunk...let us show you.


Take text messages like this one for example. The first person says, "How do you feel?" The response was, "Ok. No ol. Alcohols. Drink. Drunk. Sometimes autocorrect can be a botch. Lol b***h. My legs feel good."


Then there are people like Jason. The first text says, "Yoyre the sweetest candy thing in all of theuniverse. Sprinkles odf sugar on my tasters." The response was, "Jason, are you drunk?" Of course the responses just got worse from there...


This next one was about smooching...but I'm not sure this person is going to remember any of it...

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Your Martin Luther King Jr. weekend may have been fun, maybe you drank a lot, maybe you partied, maybe you just enjoyed the time off of school and/or work. But no way was it as wild as 21 year old Megan Hinds of Indiana University's MLK jr. day.

The co-ed was on a weekend-long drinking bender (we've all been there) and decided it would be a good idea to steal food from sandwich chain 'Jimmy Johns', when the cops were called she ended up hitting one in the drunken struggle that proceeded and now faces a felony battery charge.

According to the police statement via IDS News:

"At about 6:30 p.m. officers responded to a call from the sandwich shop at 430 E. Kirkwood Ave. about a woman trying to steal food, Bloomington Police Department Capt. Steve Kellams said. When officers arrived employees pointed them to Hinds, who was still sitting at a table inside the restaurant and appeared intoxicated.

The employees told police Hinds had come into the store, grabbed a loaf of bread and started eating it without paying. She then started trying to take bags of chips and other items, and when employees tried to stop her, she struck several of them.

When the officers approached Hinds she told one of them she believed he was profiling her because she was white and ugly, Kellams said. The arresting officer was also white, and the backing officer was white with some Hispanic heritage, Kellams said.

Police determined Hinds was intoxicated enough to warrant calling an ambulance, Kellams said. While they waited, Hinds continued to verbally abuse the officers and eventually started striking and scratching them.

The ambulance arrived to take her to IU Health Bloomington Hospital. En route she began striking and scratching one of the ambulance personnel, Kellams said. She arrived at the hospital, and after she was checked out, she was taken to the Monroe County Correctional Center."




Source: http://viralleaks.us/2017/01/19/drunk-21-year-old-indiana-university-girl-tries-to-steal-food-from-a-jimmy-johns-ends-up-striking-a-police-officer/

We've all had those mornings when we've woken up and been too drunk to remember what happened the night before, yikes. Below people share some of the funniest, craziest, and just downright strange things drunk people have done or said in their presence...

15."Had to convince my friend not to jump in the pool because he thought "This water is 2016 water, I gotta jump before it becomes 2017 water!"

It wasn't even a pool party."


14.  "My girlfriend started puking, and between outbursts says 'At least this is all good wine, it doesn't taste so bad coming up!'"

13. "We had a bunch of friends over at our house last night for the new year's celebration. It was starting to wind down and a group of them were having trouble finding a cab home. So one of them passes out on the couch because the wait had been over two hours.

Finally when a cab is hailed, another friend rushes inside to wake up the girl to get her. My GF and I are saying goodbye to everyone at the door. She groggily stumbles over and begins to say goodbye to my GF. "So nice to see you guys, I had a great time. You guys should come over more, don't worry about the coat, we can meet up tomorrow and figure it all out."

"Yeah no problem we had a great time too! We'll talk tomorrow." She stands there in a blanket.

"Yeah, hope you guys come again. Again, we'll figure out the coats tomorrow. I'm going back to bed right now."

"Uhhhh" I start to clue in, "we live here, you're the one leaving."

"Oh." So she starts to put on some shoes at the door from the pile.

"I don't think those are your shoes, do you remember what you wore here?" She looks down and stood trying to fit into small shoes. She then moves to a red cup on the floor and sticks her foot in it. At this point I'm dying laughing, " I don't think you wore that either"

"Oh this is embarrassing" I think she walked away with our blanket too..."

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Halloween is the classic time of the year when we all love to be scared.  Well, most of us anyway. While you may love a good jack-o-lantern or breaking out your best pair of animal ears (Looking at you, Karen Smith), maybe you’re not so crazy about the idea of things going bump in the night.

While I do love being terrified until I cry and need to sleep with my lights on, sometimes you just need something in the spirit of Halloween that doesn’t make you feel like you’re about to die. That being said, here are my top 6 Halloween movies that will not terrify you.

6. The Nightmare Before Christmas

Because Tim Burton is still a genius, you should add this movie to your list as well.  Jack Skellington is the resident of Halloween Town who organizes Halloween every year. After discovering a portal to Christmas Town, he becomes obsessed with the holiday and decides that the residents of Halloween Town will be organizing Christmas this year. It’s CHRISTMAS and HALLOWEEN (aka the two best holidays) in ONE MOVIE.


5. The Corpse Bride

Let’s start by reminding ourselves that Tim Burton is a genius. In this film, Victor (aka Johnny Depp, if you needed another reason to watch it) is getting ready to marry his human bride when Emily (who was murdered after eloping with her own love) drags him down to the underworld and insists on marrying him. It’s super Halloween-y, super cute, and you should definitely watch it this year

4. Coraline

As far as not scary movies go, this one is the spookiest. After discovering a secret door to a parallel world, Coraline is overjoyed that the new world is seemingly better than her own. That is, until parallel family tries to keep her there forever. I won’t lie, it did creep me out a bit-especially that part where they try to convince her to sew buttons on her eyes. Still, it does have a little bit of a spook factor without being actually scary.


3. Hocus Pocus

One of my absolute, 100% favorite Halloween movies ever. I assume most of you have seen this, but if you haven’t, why are you so deprived? Hocus Pocus is the story of the three Sanderson sisters who were hanged in Salem, but are accidentally resurrected by the main character Max, his little sister Dani, and Max’s friend Alison (who he may or may not have a little massive crush on). The movie is funny and will get you in the spirit of the holiday (it also offers some good costume ideas!).


2. Halloweentown Again, Halloweentown is a classic. There are four of these movies that should absolutely be watched as a marathon: Halloweentown, Halloweentown II: Kalabar’s Revenge, Halloweentown High, and Return to Halloweentown. The premise of the movie is that there is a secret world called Halloweentown where all the Halloween creatures live: witches, goblins, genies, fairies. A girl named Marnie Piper finds out that her grandma Aggie lives in Halloweentown, and that she comes from a family of witches. Marnie then has to save Halloweentown on several different occasions. There’s no other word for Halloweentown than just plain fun. It’s a must-see.

1.It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

I don’t even think this needs explaining. One of my favorites, now and forever. If you haven’t seen it, you’re deprived. Watch it now.

Sunday (October 9th) marks the second out of three presidential debates for this election. Playing a drinking game has become standard while watching presidential debates. And taking note of how unpopular both major party candidates are, it looks like that standard won't be changing any time soon.

But drinking games can be risky. Playing a bad one means that by the end of the debate, you're either painfully sober or dying of alcohol poisoning. So without further ado, here are a set of good rules for making the debate as least-excruciating as possible:

Take a drink each time someone utters the following:

  • "A lot of people are saying..."
  • "Build a Wall"
  • "China"
  • "Crooked Hillary"
  • "Deplorables"
  • "Disaster"
  • "Emails"
  • "KKK"
  • "Islamophobia"
  • "Make America Great Again"
  • "Populist"
  • "Racist"
  • "Trade"
  • "We Don't Win Anymore"
  • "9/11"



Take a drink every time:

  • Trump bashes on Obama.
  • Hillary bashes on Republicans.
  • The Donald makes a jab at Hillary's health.
  • Hillary condemns her opponent's lewd comments from 2005.
  • Trump mentions Bill Clinton's unfaithfulness.


Take a shot every time:

  • The moderator repeats their question because the candidate doesn't answer it the first time.
  • Trump claims to "love" a certain demographic group.
  • Hillary lies claims that she didn't delete any classified emails.


Take two shots if:

  • Hillary has a coughing fit.
  • Trump makes a Monica Lewinsky reference.
  • Hillary's bathroom break takes longer than the commercial break (again.)


Chug your entire glass, can, or bottle if:

  • Trump refers to his genitals (again).
  • Hillary becomes self-righteous about 9/11 (again).


If you want to play on expert mode, take a shot when any of the above occur. Just make sure to have a ambulance on standby at least 10 minutes in.

Remember: it's better to play as a group! Share this article and have your friends play along!

It is about time we stop taking for granted how amazing our best friends are and really acknowledge them for being so great. Our best friends are our backbone. At the end of the day, we know we would not be able to survive without them. Sometimes we take that for granted.

Our best friends mean the absolute world to us and they care about us more than we can imagine. This is the time to reflect and express how much joy they bring to our lives. Honestly, who would we be without them. They have gotten us through the good, the bad, and the ugly.

Below are just the tip of the iceberg of why we should thank our best friends.

7. They will happily get drunk with you after a really bad day and allow you to sulk in your sadness. Then they will give you a pep talk about how great you are.

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Whether this drinking fest is due to a bad day at work, a bad test grade, or a nasty break up, our BFF's are ready to have a wine night.

6.  You rely on their support more than you rely on oxygen, water, Starbucks, or all three.


Whether you rely on your BFF's support with boys, school, or your choice of starbucks drink you know they will always have your back. Your best friend will support you more than you can support yourself sometimes.

5. They will pose as your girlfriend/boyfriend at any time to get you out of a sticky situation.


On many occasions your BFF has become your significant other to save you from a creepy guy or some random. This is always a life saver in awkward situations.

4. No matter how long you have gone without seeing each other and no matter how many petty arguments you may get into, at the end of the day, nothing will break you guys up.


When you find your person, or if you're lucky your people they will never leave you no matter how bad it gets. You and your BFF are likely to get in disagreements and have petty fights but your love for each other will prevail.

3. They are brutally honest with you, even when it hurts, because whether or not you want to hear it, they will always tell you the truth.


Whether it's fashion, or something about your boyfriend your BFF will always tell you what is going on.

2. Your successes are their successes.


Your BFF will make sure when you achieve something, they are there celebrating with you.  Graduation day when you get your college diploma, they are in the stands screaming your name.  The day of your wedding, they are standing next to you as a bridesmaid. Your BFF will always be standing beside you proud of everything you accomplish whether it be small or huge.

1.. They will love you unconditionally forever.


Your BFF will always love you. They are the person that you know will always dance with you and will cry with you when you are sad. They will love you even when you cannot love yourself.

We have so much to be grateful for when it comes to our BFFs. They are our inspiration, driving force, and voice of reason. Our BFF's have our back and always will.

Shoutout to my amazing best friends: Ella, Bo Bandz, KarBear, Kitty Kait, and Suzie. I love you guys more than you can imagine and always will.

For two countries often thought of as being quite similar, after one month of living in Scotland, I can tell you they are no where near the same. Now with so many differences I have had to narrow it down to just the top 10 major differences between Scotland and America. Enjoy!

10. Drinking 

Well this one is kind-of obvious. Unlike America, Scotland allows anyone over the age of 18 to legally drink. So drink up!

9. Fashion 

Say goodbye to sagging pants and ugly snapbacks! Unless you are in Glasgow...

8. Driving 

One they drive on the other side of the road. Two the driver is on the other side of the car. And three, when crossing the road you have to look right first, not left. Or you might just get hit by a bus!

7. Money 

You know that pesky little thing when you are traveling and you don't quite rember how much tax is in the state that your in, ,and you silently pray that you have enough spare change to cover the cost? Well here tax is already added into the cost of the item you are being shown. So no more guessing on the true cost of an item.

6. Slang 


Now I could talk for hours on this fact, probably make a few posts about it too, but I'll say this much. Even though I'm in a country that speaks English, sometimes it doesn't seem like they have remotely the same language.

5. Weapons

So you know how in America you have to worry about guns? Well not in Scotland, you just have to worry about knives!

4. Food

Food, glorious food, the bane of my existence, the love of my life. Fish and chips, steak pie, mince and tatties (ground beef and mash potatoes), and yes haggis. Oh and hot dogs in a can! Burgers and sausages instead of burgers and hot dogs, what a strange thing.

3. Healthcare

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Broken bone, no problem! Go to your local hospital and get fixed! And that's it, no ungodly surcharges, or fights with the insurance company. It's just fixed.

2. Size 

Everything's bigger in Texas, well everything's smaller in Scotland. From cars to portion sizes and everything in between.

1. Environmental Attitude  

Americans like to think we have the planets best interest in mind...well honey you've never been to Scotland! Not only do they have switches on their outlets to save energy, and reminders on every light switch to turn them off when you aren't needing to use them, they also have a trash system that is quite thorough. You have a food waste bin, a large emphasis on recycling and then your general waste (for things not under the other two categories.)

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Don't you ever wonder how people can go to schools like West Virginia, Syracuse, or Arizona State, and actually get school work done without getting alcohol poisoning every other week? I sure as hell do. I go to a smaller party school myself and see people giving up studying for shots left and right. Below are just a few ways to avoid becoming an alcoholic while at college.

7. Don't drink every day.

This might be a pretty obvious one, but it's important. Shots and beer funnels aren't something meant to do every day. I'm not saying one glass of wine or beer after a long, hard day at work is going to turn you into an alcoholic, because there's a good chance it won't. Try to avoid parties and bars on Wednesdays.


6. Take a night off from being a savage to be "Mom".

There's always that one friend who sacrifices their night to take care of the friends who truly need it. Looking after your girls is super important, especially when you're around people that you don't know, or you're in a new surrounding. Give that one friend a break to have fun for a night or two. Try figuring out a schedule with your friends to see who's DD, or "Mom", will make sure everyone is getting a fair shot at dealing with your drunk ass.


5. Know your limits and limit yourself.

I cannot express how important this is. If you don't know your limits and you push them, your night could go from really great to really bad. This can be dangerous if you don't have one friend looking out for the group. Make sure you don't drink "one too many" and you're constantly aware of your surroundings.


4. Don't mix drinks and pace yourself.

This one is extremely important, as well. Do not take 9 shots in a matter of 15 minutes because there is a good chance you will die on the spot. Don't mix either because as harmless as it seems, it's super dangerous and you could get drugged in between drinks. Using the buddy system is a pretty accurate way to pace yourself.  If your buddy knows your limits and vice versa, it will be easier for your buddy to say "okay, have some water" than you saying "I could take another shot before drinking water".

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3. Be careful with day drinking.

Day drinking before a football game could become really bad if you don't do it correctly. If you're trashed a half hour into tailgating, you're doing it wrong. If you're drunk through out the day, and are still able to attend the game acting like nothing's up, mission accomplished. Just be careful with this method because this could turn you into thinking you can do this every day and going to class drunk is a REALLY bad idea. Don't get too used to the idea of being invincible.

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2. Try not to fall for the "it's college" excuse.

Yes, you're in college and you don't have to be extremely responsible and you have all the reason to go out and drink with your friends. Please, go out to a house party, or a bar, and sing, dance, and play pong till your little hearts give out (not literally, please don't drink your way to your death bed). But if you really have no desire to go out on Saturday night because your bed just sounds so much better, don't let your friends persuade you with the "you're in college" excuse.


1. Enjoy yourself while you can.

After all, college is supposed to be "the best years of your life". Live up to that. Make some amazing friends, be who YOU are, love what you do, get a little tipsy once in a while, and enjoy the hell out of your younger years because you probably won't get them back.


Speaking from experience, I met tons of people during my first tailgate and I can almost guarantee you that each one fit one of these descriptions:

18) The Governor: This is the guy wearing a suit and tie in the sweltering heat, and yes, he's also probably in Student Government.

17) Miss Sweetheart: THAT girl that everyone wishes to be, and she really is genuinely sweet. Almost too sweet. She's probably from Mississippi or Alabama because that Southern charm is just so obvious.

16) Stereotypical White Girl: You know. The girl with the North Face backpack and monogrammed water bottle. She's most likely wearing Nike sneaks and leggings with her spirit wear.

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I get really tired of girls being made fun of for literally everything they do and trends they choose to follow. Be it a cute Snapchat filter, picture poses, or outfit and hair styles, dudes always seem to be talkin' shit, right?! Well how about you stop because guys-- you do some pretty annoying shit too. Behold!

7. Dick pics

Nothing sums up the difference between men’s and women’s concept of “sexy” than dick pics. Men seem to just love showing off their stuff unsolicited, in all its shadowy, pixelated glory. Let me explain, if you think this will be a turn-on, you are sadly mistaken. I have watched friends get surprised by them while out to lunch and I get to see a wonderfully contorted face of both horror and confusion. You wanna turn us on? Send a sexy, simple picture of that bod. And if you don’t got that going for you, you should be winning us with personality and respect.

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Google exists.

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5. Rapping (trying to)

The kid who swears he can “spit” and has “bars”, slurring along to every Drake song. Mumbling every other line because he doesn't even know the words. No one is impressed. Just don’t.

200w (5)4. White boy wasted IS a thing

Girls get made fun of for getting super wasted and how they act when they’re drunk. Everyone gets super drunk and does dumb shit, the stuff we do is just different. I’m going to set up a small camcorder sometime because guys need to see for themselves from the third person. Whispering in our ears, hitting on anything that walks and has long hair. Getting into and/or starting fights. Please.

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3. Dead fish pics

Guys love to ridicule the gals for our popular poses we do in pictures with our friends. You know what, at least we look fucking cute, while your profile picture is you—big toothy, dorky grin, shiny forehead, holding a dead guppy. Talk to you later.

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2. Games games games.

They only want you when you don’t. It’s science. If you constantly give a guy your attention and he doesn’t seem to give a fuck, just stop out of the blue and…well, basically- you know how when you stop watering a plant, it shrivels up and dies? Yeah.

200w (2)1. "Are you on your period?"

At least females have a legitimate reason for being moody on occasion. Guys are just turn into angry little shitheads over nothing. What’s the point of punching inanimate objects? Punch yourself because you’re so extra.