Uber Drivers Reveal Weirdest Conversations They Have Heard from Passengers (3)

3. My driver once, completely unprompted, told me and my friends about how an older woman (who he described as unattractive) blew him in the front seat.

2. Once I drove two guys home. And on the way to the first guys house, the second guy received a booty call from an “very ugly girl” (his words). But he was drunk and it was 4 in the morning. So I drop off this first guy (about 10km West from the starting point). The girl really wanted him to come and promised she would pay for the the cab. She lived 16km east from the starting point. So I drove 26km (about 70 Euros) with this guy and she payed gladly. On the way there he showed me pictures, and “very ugly” really was an understatement. Guy was super Thankfull and left me a big tip.

 1. Definitely those early monday morning shifts, when addicts and fiends are coming down from weekends of binging every substance known to man. They resist the drop so hard, they’re willing to pay anything to get to somewhere where there may or may not be more drugs or alcohol to ingest.One of these mornings, I waited for 45 minutes for a prostitute with a desperate, desperate man. She wascoming right back with some booze. The guy was getting anxious, to put it mildly, not violent or anything, but definitely the vibe was weird. He was calling Tinder-hookups, asked to speak to their mother, asked me about if I knew where to get anything… The guy was probably quite well-off and “normal” but he had been doing coke and booze for 48 hours straight.

Well, the girl did come back with a six-pack of something. I took them back to where they started, where a third person, dude’s friend was waiting by the door — ready to go to work, the poor bastard. As he waved the couple in, he got in my cab.

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