It just comes down to the fact that I’d rather have one dollar instead of 100 pennies. I’d like one crisp bill instead of a handful of change that’s pulling me underwater.
37. One friend might cause a scene; 100 friends are a full-scale drama.
36. One friend is just one person to please; 100 friends means you’ll never please yourself.
35. One friend is a sister; 100 friends are barely acquaintances.
34. One friend is the perfect birthday gift; 100 friends are carbon-copy wall posts.
33. One friend is big ideas; 100 friends are a bunch of small talk.
32. One friend is brunch reservations; 100 friends are never getting a f*cking table.
31. One friend is plans; 100 friends are obligations.
30. One friend is a shared secret; 100 friends are no secrets kept.
