Yes, that is the face of a woman who was caught stealing, 31, yes you read that right, 31 boxes of condoms. Shaearion Davis, 25, was arrested in Swansea, Illinois for the attempted theft.
According to my probably misguided calculations that is over 1,000 condoms…Holy shit that is a lot of condoms. My only guesses as to why this woman could possibly need that many condoms is that she is either a prostitute or was re-selling them on the street at wholesale price, and by looking at this mugshot I really hope its not the former, although men always manage to impress and shock me with the things they’ll pay for. Also, who knew there even was a condom black market?
According to the Story which was published originally Via The Smoking Gun:
“Supermarket employees dialed 911 after they saw Davis swiping the condoms (and they tailed her after she left Schnucks). When Davis spotted the arriving cops, she ditched the Trojans and sought to flee. But the East St. Louis resident was quickly apprehended outside the business (seen below).
Davis, seen above, was charged with felony retail theft. After refusing to allow jail personnel to photograph and fingerprint her, Davis was charged with obstructing a police officer, a misdemeanor.
Locked up in lieu of $50,000 bond, Davis–who has entered a not guilty plea–is scheduled for a January 20 preliminary hearing. Davis’s rap sheet includes prior theft convictions and several outstanding arrest warrants.”
Granted this whole shit show of an attempted theft was committed by someone from East St. Louis, a city with a frickin crime rate equivalent to that of Somalia, so it probably wasn’t too out of the ordinary as compared to if this happened in oh, I don’t know, any city that doesn’t have the same crime rate as an African country where being captured by pirates is a legitimate concern?
Oh, and because the theft was over $300, Davis has been charged with felony theft and locked up pending a $50,000 bond. Jeez, thats a pretty hefty price to pay for just trying to promote some safe sex.
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