10 Apps That Would Have Our Ancestors Shaking Their Heads

Apps have come a long way since the Iphone first hit the scene, but not always for the better.

10. Places I’ve Pooped

If you are anything like me, you love to poop. Places I’ve pooped is an amazing app that gives you the ability to, you guessed it, track everywhere you have pooped. You can even share the new location to Facebook, how nice!

9. Nose Candy

This may be one of the most addictive apps out there! What would your grandmother think if she knew you were wasting your time snorting fake cocaine on your iPhone? Okay in reality, this game is a huge waste of time, and what is even worse is that it isn’t free…but then again, coke rarely is.

8. Find My Drunk Friends

Everybody has that friend that gets fucked up and then disappears, never to be seen again. Find My Drunk Friends makes use of your in phone GPS to solve that problem in an intuitive way. Just choose your drunk friend and let the app guide you the rest of the way. WARNING: Find My Drunk Friends is not responsible for what you may see when you actually find said drunk friend.

7. Baby Shaker

Baby Shaker challenged users to shake a baby to death, and beat a certain time limit. In 2009 Apple had to remove this app from the App Store due to user criticism. I can’t say I blame them, this is in pretty bad taste to say the least.

6. Íslendingabók

Iceland has a relatively low population so, in the name of preventing incest, Íslendingabók gives users a chance to find out whether or not they are about to become kissing cousins. The app invites users to “bump the app before you bump in bed.” When two phones are bumped together it will access a genealogical database and tell you whether or not the two of you are related.


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