When most people celebrate the idea of warm weather around this time of the year, for pale people, there is a small voice of panic in the back of their head. The urgency to stock up on sunscreen, sun hats, and umbrellas becomes a top priority. Unfortunately, no matter how hard you try, the sun will never be your friend. You can pray, hope as you get older your skin will change, and even practice tanning, but it will probably never happen. So start lathering up now because these are the struggles of pale people in the summer.
10. The first time you wear shorts, you have to listen to everyone complaining “It hurts my eyes!!”
9. If you actually do show your skin to the sun, you need to take a shower in sun screen.
8. And yet, you still see the red start to form!
7. A burn for you isn’t a little pink, it’s flaming red!
6. Even if it is cloudy, you just can’t seem to hide.
5. The beach, fairs, and pool parties are a personal nightmare!
4. You get a burn without the benefit of being tan after it fades.
3. In reality you will probably just get more freckles!
2. Sunscreen and Aloe Vera are everyday necessities.
1. All you’re known for is being pale!
