10 Questions Asked At Thanksgiving (2)

5) Have you started preparing for finals yet?

I just literally finished my Midterms last week and you expect me to begin studying already? I’ll just save that for the weekend before finals, where I will live in the library and drink strait espresso. Will I probably regret this decision? Yes. Do I care at the moment? Not really.

4) Have you started applying for internships?

I go online every now and again and look for them, then I realize I’m not nearly motivated or qualified enough for one and sob in front of my computer screen. You think you have a lot going for you, until you realize so does every other college student.

3) Do you have any plans for after graduation?

I can barely decide on a major, I’m more about living in the now and praying something good will happen along the way.

2) What were all those charges made on your credit card for Uber and Dominos for?

They totally were not made when I was heavily under the influence these past three weekends. I needed an Uber to take me to, uhm, feed the homeless with all the Dominos I purchased!

1) Do you need money on your meal plan? 

Wait, is this a real question? I was scared that I was going to have to contemplate selling an organ, in order to pay for the rest of my meals this semester.

Whatever questions you’re asked this Thanksgiving remember, you will have to go through them again during Winter break!

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