10 Questions Asked At Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving break is a good time for college students everywhere. It’s the time where you take the weekend off of partying and spend quality time with your dysfunctional family. During the break your parents will stuff you with homemade meals (a savior from the dining hall) and you will probably be asked a million uncomfortable questions that you rather not answer. Here are the top 10 questions college students will endure during Thanksgiving diner and our honest answers to them.

10) How are your classes this year? It seems like it was just yesterday that we moved you in. 

I wish I just moved in yesterday, because it would still be syllabus week in my classes. I have already used up all my absences, so after this break I’m required to go everyday. Oh, and after taking a few of my major courses, I’m totally contemplating dropping out of college to be a stripper.

9) So how has your year been outside of classes? Have you made a lot of friends? Done anything interesting? 

*Tries to come up with stories that do not involve, alcohol, sex or partying* I mean, the bartenders at the local bar now know me on a first-name basis and I’ve made tons of friends waiting online for the bathroom. Besides that, I spend most of my time chilling in my bed, watching Netflix, while my roommate does the same thing.

8) Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? I know they all must be chasing after you.

I mean, I’ve been talking to this person that I met on Tinder for the past few weeks. We send each other a ridiculous amount of snapchats, but it’s nothing serious. Sometimes we sleep in each others dorms after a good night out at the bar, but that’s about it.

 

7) Have you been going to the gym at school?

I get up out of bed to make EasyMac and then walk back to it, that counts right?

6) Do you still keep in touch with *insert name of childhood friend that you now hate*?

Ugh, you just had to bring them up. We stopped talking once we graduated high-school because we realized we no longer have to see each other, so there’s no need to pretend we actually like the other person.

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