1. It’s budget friendly. Hello, $12 bottle of Barefoot Moscato the size of a handle.
2. It makes us feel fancy. Like Iggy fancy. Come on, doesn’t incorrectly pronouncing the French name make you feel more sophisticated too?
3. It’s the only alcohol that has it’s own designated day (Wine Wednesday ay) how could you not love a headliner like that?
4. It’s appropriate. You wouldn’t order shots of tequila when meeting your boyfriend’s parents at that upscale restaurant, but you can order a glass of wine.
5. It’s also romantic! Nothing says romance quite like candles and a shared bottle of wine
6. It tastes better than basically all other alcohol…and has the exact same effect
7. There’s so many varieties; there’s only so much coconut rum or vodka you can drink, and only so many flavors to choose from. Wine offers different colors, textures, and flavors.
8. Face it: you can’t swirl and sniff any other alcohol in a glass and be taken seriously.
9. FREE WINE TASTINGS. A reason why vineyards are awesome.
10. It has less calories than most other alcoholic beverages
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