The 10 Stages Of The Friend-Zone (3)

3. You then become irrationally mad at every member of the opposite sex they talk to 

Even though you guys aren’t together, it still means no one else can have them. “What do you mean you said hi to Sarah? I’m just as pretty as Sarah, I’m just as smart as Sarah! Who even likes Sarah?”

2. Now you start planning out the perfect way to confess you have feelings for them 

You have every word planned out like a script! You know the exact time and place you’re going to explain to your friend how you feel. Every second of this must be perfect, because you two will be able to tell your children about this moment.

1. And when the perfect moment comes you become to nervous to say anything and just blurt it out 

This is it, this is your time! Now as you’re about to say it, your anxiety gets the best of you and you just scream it.

Hopefully your friend isn’t too creeped out now and they feel the same way back.

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