4. You Dream of a Day When Every Other Meal You Eat is Not Stirfry
3. “Cool Event, But Is It Worth a Petrel Point?”
If the scanner isn’t showing, I’m not going. Insert hairflip girl emoji here.
2. Only Oglethorpe Students and Professional Bird Watchers Know What a Petrel Is
A PETREL IS A BIRD. OUR MASCOT IS A BIRD. PETRELS ARE BIRDS.
1. Four Syllables That Every OU Student Loves, Hates, and Knows In Their Bones: PE TRELS TRELS TRELS
