You’ve all had those times where a creepazoid comes up to you at the bar. What do you do? Besides be in a panic, you’re all out of ideas. Here are a couple things you can use in your future if any creepy guy tries hitting on you, though hopefully it just won’t happen.
Tell him your boyfriend is gonna be back soon and you aren’t interested.
Turn around and ignore. Might be bitchy, but like… sorry not sorry.
Chug your blue long island. Maybe he’ll be cuter afterwards?
Play along to get a drink. Maybe even let him lean in for a kiss. Closed eyes, then disappear! MAGIC.
Accidentally throw your drink at his face.
