5. Every gesture is taken as hardcore flirting. Smiling is pretty much like making a marriage proposal. Totally the same thing. You have been proposed to 10 times in the last 2 weeks alone and gladly accept with exploding excitement every time in your mind.
4. The overflow of jealousy takes over every interaction your crush has with any other person. Anyone who holds the possibility of stealing them away has got to go. You’ll cry, yell and scream about the other whore he is always texting. Only to find out that he has a close relationship with his mom. And then you fall in love all over again.
3. You realize you have a common interest and build a long-term, fictional relationship based off that one specific interest. As soon as you find out your crush likes to watch movies, you start imagining weekly movie dates and which characters your are going to name your future kids after.
2. Overanalyzing becomes a habbit. “What if, ‘Hi.’ doesn’t really mean hi. What if it means to stop talking to him? He totally said hi instead of hello because ‘hi’ is shorter than ‘hello’ and he wants to keep are conversations short. Or, he’s just as nervous as me and couldn’t think of anything else to say. Oh my God, I’m mind blowing. I blow his mind. We’re totally meant for each other.”
1. You just met them a month ago, but you can’t imagine spending your life with anyone else. Something deep down just tells you that they are the one. Nothing could possibly go wrong (except the fact that the only thing you know about them is that they enjoy watching movies).
