11 Girls Reveal Their Horrific First Kiss Stories

Written By:  Gillian Watts

VIA ReadUnWritten.com 

Lucky for me, many girls were willing to recount their awkward, uncomfortable, embarrassing, and downright horrifying first kiss stories:

The ones with too much tongue…

“My first kiss was in the seventh grade and it was awkward because he came at me with a wide mouth and slobbered all over me! Then stuck in his tongue and wiggled it around. Eww. Not like in the movies at all.” – Robyn, 22

“Well, to start, it was an online date and I got catfished. It wasn’t the worst kind of catfishes though. He was still pretty cute, just not like the picture. Anyways, we were making out and he was literally licking my chin, as in he thought he was supposed to make out with my unfortunate butt chin rather than my mouth. It was absolutely terrible and till this day I am pretty scared to go for tongue with a guy. On a side note, I didn’t see him again.” – Laura, 22

“It was freshman year of college, I was so badly wanting to get my first kiss out-of-the-way because it made me feel young not already having had my first kiss. I met this guy in my orientation class and then later found out he was in my biology class. We lived in the same dorm building as well. So, naturally we started talking and he would walk me home for three weeks straight. Then one night, I made the foolish mistake of asking if he wanted to come to my room and study at 11:30 at night. (NEVER INVITE A BOY OVER PAST THAT TIME) Anyway, he came over and started to talk about his favorite rom-coms (awesome right?). Then suddenly his tongue was jack hammering my mouth and I couldn’t keep up because I didn’t even know how to kiss. It was wet, aggressive and awful. He told me after that he cheated on his girlfriend with her best friend for months over the previous summer and that he just wanted to make sure he had game which is why he pursued me. He left and we never spoke again.” – Meghan, 20next

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