The 11 Stages of Pulling an All-Nighter for That Paper You Ignored (4)

Lack-of-Sleep High
As the clock passes 3:30am, you begin to lose touch with reality. Time means nothing and freedom is an illusion. Somehow even adjusting the font of your title sends you into a fit of laughter. You don’t have any trouble cranking out pages now – your mind has been opened to the cosmos and all of life’s answers are stretched before you.
Success and Sobriety
You finally did it. It took all night, but by all that is right and good in this world, you finished that paper. Who knows if it’s even coherent at this point, but it’s done. Unfortunately, you have just about an hour before you would need to get up for class, and you know you’ll feel even worse if all you get in is a 1 hour nap. Might as well stay up, shower, and grab some breakfast at the dining hall (complete, of course, with about 8 mugs of coffee).
 
Freedom
Pass that paper in with pride, my friend. You’ve earned it.

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