The 11 Stages of Turning 21

So the year has finally come around. This is the birthday that will top all birthdays (at least, so far). You’re going to be 21 and nothing in this world is going to stop you from celebrating this glorious milestone with your friends… Here’s what the 48 hours leading up to your 21st birthday will look like:

11. You begin searching for venues to get absolutely smashed in.
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10. You immediately open a group chat with all the people you want to join you for this night of debauchery.
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9. You find yourself googling “how to order a drink at a bar” because you realize that you’ve mostly only drank jungle juice at sketchy house parties.

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