5. Showing off your boobs on purpose (we can see you pushing them up.)
4. Making captions that say “I don’t really like this, but I posted it anyways.”
3. Showing off what your man bought you for every holiday/gift/surprise (just brag about it in person.)
2. Posting the same selfie more than once (aka deleting it because you didn’t get enough likes so you re-uploaded it later.)
1. Posting an #MCM every single week (they’re cute, but he should be your man crush everyday.)