6. I mean if you squint
Well, I guess it kinda isn’t the best that the ID says i’m 5’10 with green eyes, when i really am only 5’3 with brown eyes. But that’s all minor details, they’ll never notice it.
5. What happens if I get caught?
Oh no, what happens if I get arrested? My mom is going to have to come all the way from home to bail me out of jail for trying to buy Bud Light at 7-11 for a day drink.
