12 Thoughts While Using A Fake ID (4)

6. I mean if you squint

Well, I guess it kinda isn’t the best that the ID says i’m 5’10 with green eyes, when i really am only 5’3 with brown eyes. But that’s all minor details, they’ll never notice it.

5. What happens if I get caught? 

Oh no, what happens if I get arrested? My mom is going to have to come all the way from home to bail me out of jail for trying to buy Bud Light at 7-11 for a day drink.




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