12 Thoughts While Using A Fake ID (5)

4. I must memorize every single piece of information on this sacred piece of plastic 

I need to sit down and stare at this until I have it rolling off my tongue.

3. And figure out extra information too 

Bouncers might trick me and ask weird stuff like zodiac sign and the year I graduated high school *googles what sign you are if you were born on February 3rd*.

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