10. My friends are going to be so jealous
When all my friends are stuck at gross fraternity parties and drinking in their dorm rooms, I’ll be out on the town living my life.
9. But wait…who can I go out with if i’m the only one with a fake?
Hmm, I didn’t think this one through. Now I have to convince all my friends to go to IDGod.com and drop $100.
