12 Thoughts While Doing A Keg-Stand (2)

6. Oh wow this is so easy, I can do this for hours

Everyone’s cheering me on, they’re filming me- I feel like a star! Keep it coming!

5. Just kidding, this is disgusting get me down *gags*

Chugging warm, watery beer isn’t exactly enjoyable, now I think i’m going to puke.

4. Wait, is my entire butt sticking out of my shorts

If anything is un-classy about a keg-stand, it’s your ass falling out of your shorts while the entire party is crowded around you #classynottrashy.

3. Okay I finally beat the guy who went before me-get me down

Alright, this has gone on long enough. I think i’ve had enough beer come out my nose for one day.

2. I am never doing that again

I feel like I lost all self-respect for myself during those 30 seconds up there.

1. Just kidding, I so am doing that again

I’m so drunk, so that i’ll forget how bad that was and will definitely be the first person to go at the next party.

So next time you do a keg-stand remember: pictures or it didn’t happen.

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