15 Reasons Mr. Muffchest Should Be Your Boyfriend

Just like different flavors of ice cream at Ben & Jerry’s, there are all different types of men in this world! Tall men, short men, men who are cleanly shaven, or with beards, and then there are those with chest hair. Yes, chest hair. They are the deep dish Chocolate Fudge Brownie of all men. Totally attractive and tasty. There are many reasons why it is time for you to get a rugged, hairy chested, burly man!

15. It’s too tedious to shave/wax-

Guys shouldn’t be taking as long in the shower to shave their chest as girls do to shave their legs. Also if they leave their hair alone, we won’t have to worry about hiding our razors and wax.

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14. They are so cuddly-

What sounds more comfortable? Cuddle with a rock or cuddling with a fleece blanket?

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13. Hair is a stand-in pillow-

Instead of getting straight chest bone when you lay on bae’s chest, there is a little cushion.

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12. It makes cuddling less sticky-

With long periods of skin to skin contact, like if you’re watching a movie, your cheek and his chest are going to start to sweat. No one will be comfortable with that moisture lingering.

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11. It’s fun to play with-

If you don’t have a dog, just use your boyfriend’s chest rug! It can be just as fun running your fingers through his chest hair.

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