15. YOU WAKE UP STILL DRUNK.
When you initially wake up you feel completely fine. You’re slurring your words a little and laughing at your friend who has their head wrapped around the toilet because your hangover has yet to set in.
14. YOU CHECK YOUR PHONE FOR DRUNK DIALS AND TEXTS.
You’re still lying in bed when there is this wave of panic that comes over you because you realize you likely sent some “no-no” texts last night. You find your phone under the bed or in the couch or wherever to discover multiple texts sent to people that make sense to no one. In shame, you delete them all so you don’t torture yourself by looking at them all day and hating yourself.
13. YOU TRY AND GET OUT OF BED.
It’s almost 9 A.M. and unless the Gods decided to bless you with a miracle, you have to get your ass to work. You manage to put something together but your hangover has completely kicked in and matching clothes is of no concern to you. You grab some Advil to pop in the car and do what you can to mask the smell of alcohol radiating off you.
12. YOU’RE BURNED BY DAYLIGHT.
You step outside and –holy shit- it’s bright. “Why is it so freaking bright?” You hide behind your biggest, darkest pair of sunglasses all the way to the office.
11. YOU FACE YOUR BOSS.
When you get to work it’s just stupid luck that your boss is there to greet you first thing. You try and keep from cringing while you look them in the eye and pretend you have some idea what they’re talking about. You suddenly start to feel incredibly dizzy from trying to focus on one thing.
