5. “I’m dropping out, this is too stressful, you’re going to need to find a new roommate.”
4. “Have you seen my key anywhere?” If not, that’s going to cost about $80 or something like that so please help me look for it!
3. “I just dropped my 300 level Spanish class for a 100 level art class.” Tell me this is okay because I know my mom won’t approve.
2. “Do you want to get drunk this weekend?” Please say yes because I really need it after this stressful week.
1. “Dinner looks gross tonight, let’s go out.” Although I have no idea where we’re getting the money to go out since we’re both broke college students after all.