15 Things Your Professor Says And What He Actually Means (2)

12. “If I see or hear a cell phone, I’ll ask you to leave.”

What it means: You’ll have to be very very sneaky with your texting.

11. “I don’t post lecture slides online.”

What it means: He wants to make sure you have no opportunity to skip class.  Ha.

10. “I plan on teaching until the end of the class period.”

What it means: The professor doesn’t actually watch the clock, so he’s probably going to insist on teaching until you’re late for your next class and yell at anyone who tries to leave early (even though they’re actually leaving on time.)

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