We all know a person who gets into a relationship and then completely loses themselves. You go from being attached at the hip to your best friend, to them being swept away and they can’t do anything with you anymore. Replacement much? I’m all for my friends being in happy relationships, but honey you can breathe without him and if you want me to rub your back when he breaks your heart, you can’t completely ditch me. So if you’re just as confused when “Sisters before Misters” went out the window, you’ll understand these thoughts.
15. No, I don’t want to go as your third wheel to dinner.
14. Don’t you miss not shaving your legs?
13. Do not come crying to me when he turns out to be a f**ckboy, I’ll be with my new friends.
12. I’m totally going to find some dirt on him!
11. Was our shopping trips, pamper parties, and wine nights not good enough for you??
10. Did you even inform him that I’m your BFF?
9. I bet I know way more about you than him.
8. You should probably tell him I am not going anywhere.
