Your Tequila Buddy!
So many people react and act different when drinking Tequila. It’s a powerful thing, and if you think about it too much you can end up happy, angry, or sad. If you don’t have that one person who understands your every move while you’re under the influence of Tequila… Things might end up bad, or good.. I’m not sure. This is an open letter to my DTB.
16. Nobody ever loses their clothing (in public) because you’re that awesome at handling Tequila. Tequila does not make your clothes fall off, unless it’s in the bedroom with your bf/gf, or FWB, etc.
15. They never turn down Tequila, and when you regret it the next morning you know not to bother each other.
14. Chips and salsa are always a thing before and after the party.
13. If you’re a klutz, step in a huge pile of mud, hurt yourself or wipeout… They don’t really care because you become the Hulk. But they will ask if you’re okay anyway.
12. They’re always ready to take shots of Tequila… Lick it, slam it, suck it!
11. They’re more than likely around the same size as you, so they understand how many shots you can actually take. Also you guys have a bond that nobody can ever break on nights you drink Tequila, therefore you have to make everyone seem interesting
10. They know exactly what level of drunk you’re on when drinking Tequila.
9. Usually the second or third shot you’re just sitting there giggling about nothing.
