1. You, “literally can’t even” …Need I say more?
2. “Is this real life?” No it’s a fake life didn’t anyone tell you.
3. “Like my pic on insta!!” You have and still continue to say this.
4. You’re Starbucks order goes something along the lines of, “Can I have a passion tea lemonade, and don’t forget the raspberry sweetener!”
5. You just instagrammed you’re favorite #TBT from last summer saying, “Can’t wait for summer!”
6. One word: Michael Kors. You received, instagrammed and bragged about your new Michael Kors watch you got this past Christmas.
7. Let’s take a selfie!!! –The song describes your life perfectly, I mean who doesn’t love a good selfie?
8. Snapchat– You live, eat and breath Snapchat because why not have 10 second picture convo’s with people? And of course your Snapchat story= your life story.
9. Let me guess you own an Alex and Ani bracelet… Or 10
10 You tweets look like this
“Im sooiopoo drunk rn” (spelling mistakes and all)
“11:11 make a wish”
“I hate you”
11. It’s 2014 and you can still quote Mean Girls like it’s 2004. “You can’t sit with us.”
12. One of the toughest decisions you make every weekend is, “X-Pro II or Lo-Fi, actually maybe I’ll go with Earlybird, that’s a good filter.”
13. Have you ever taken a picture of your feet in the sand with the ocean in the background, or the “skinny arm” pose, or fake candid’s? If you answered yes to any of these then yes, you my friend are a basic bitch.
14. You wear makeup to the gym… do less please, you’re working out, not going to a party.
15. You drink fruity water, and I don’t just mean fruit flavored water. You take time out of your day to slice a lemon and some strawberries because regular water just isn’t as good and because it’s part of your detox… duh.
16. You say “girl” like it’s the person’s name and not a noun… “Hey girl” or “Happy birthday girl!” or “Ya girl.”
I’m just a sophomore at St. John Fisher College who loves writing and chocolate chip cookies.
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