4. You spend more money on wine instead of drinks being bought for you.
3. When you see someone you know get engaged/married/have a baby and they post it on social media, you have an immediate instinct to text the last person you hooked up with, even though you KNOW it’s not a good idea.
2. Or you fear you’ll end up alone with 10000 cats.
1. You still believe in the fairy-tale happily ever after.