17 Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes (2) April 14, 2016April 14, 2016 Abbie Argo 13. What is E.T. short for? Because he has little legs! 12. What is Forrest Gump’s email password? 1forrest1! 11. How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram. 10. “Dad, can you make me a sandwich?” “POOF, you’re a sandwich!”