17 Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes (3) April 14, 2016April 14, 2016 Abbie Argo 9. Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund? Because someone told him to get along, little doggy! 8. What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you? Nacho cheese! 7. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!