18 Of The Most Ridiculous Things Guys Have Said To Girls (5)

3. Drunken old man blatantly hitting on me at a college bar: “I’d f*ck you if you didn’t look like my daughter.”

You know what, I totally would do the same…but I don’t have daddy issues.

2. “So I don’t think this date is going well…can we split the check?”

You’re a waste of space, so I’m thinking you should pay.

1. “You curse too much.”

You breathe too much.

There you have it friends. Now guys, do you see why most women hate your species? Learn to shut the actual f*ck up. Please. Ladies, reply in the comments stupid, messed up, or WTF things guys have said to you!

Featured Image via screengrab of The Lonely Island.

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