9) “If I sit in the front maybe the professor will like me. If I sit in the back, I can text and sleep.”
8) “Literally why did I even come to class?”
7) “Um excuse me sir, your expectations are much too high for a 100 level course.”
6) “Why are there so many freshmen in this 200 level course? Am I dumb?”
5) “If you think I’m reading 4 chapters in one night you’re wrong.”
