19 Thoughts You Have During A Sex Drought (2)

16. “I don’t remember what genitals look like. I’m pretty sure that it’s either been too long or I’m getting sex Alzheimers.”

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15. “If I replace Netflix with sex, could I have a marathon of it—preferably right now?”

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14. “Texting my ex is a bad choice, right?”

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