10. The girls in front of you don’t get charged a cover, but you do.
9. You walk in on someone hooking up.
8. Someone walks in on you hooking up.
7. You mom calls, and you answer while you’re kind of drunk.
6. You tell a funny story but nobody laughs.
5. Your ride home leaves without you.
4. You get absolutely no takers even when you’re making it so obvious that you want to hook up.
3. You have to take care of your drunk, embarrassing friend.
2. One person refuses to stop posing for selfies.
1. The cops get called.
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