5.) Because Nicki Minaj…
4.) Because who doesn’t love shamelessly looking in the mirror at a cute butt?
3.) Because ever since the sea horse in Finding Nemo said, “I’m gonna touch the butt!” we have constantly been waiting for somebody to say that and touch our butt.
2.) Because squats are probably the easiest and most effective thing to do at the gym.
1.) Because butts are awesome.
I like to write, while I also like to eat bbq wings.
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