How many times have you sat down for a good Netflix binge and thought to yourself how lucky you are to have someone like Netflix in your life. Given how much time you spend with Netflix and the emotions you’ve shared with it, it almost seems like you’re in a relationship with the streaming service. And that’s not such a bad thing.
You might be tempted to run from your feelings. Don’t. This is an important moment. This is the moment you realize why you and your Netflix subscription might just be the greatest romance of the last 1,000 years.
20. Netflix tries its best to please you.
It offers you what it thinks you’ll want.
19. You know Netflix values you.
Ever try to cancel Netflix? It sends you emails, begging you to come back. Now that’s commitment.
18. Sometimes you fall asleep together.
The intimacy you’ve shared…
17. It knows things about you that you’d never share with anyone else.
Like the time you watched every episode of Gossip Girl in one weekend. Netflix will never tell.
16. Netflix knows how to respond to your every touch.
One click of the remote and it gives you exactly what you want.
