5. Slept on dirty floors and hard couches because you couldn’t drive home, even after one drink.
4. Removed all alcohol from the fridge/mini fridge in your apartment before your RA did room checks.
3. Befriended your RA.
2. Went to BYOB restaurants.
1. Went out on a limb and asked your parents for alcohol. SO RISKY.
Thank you, alcohol, for being there for us even before we could legally purchase you with our own IDs. Think about how much trouble we went through just to get kegs from cars into houses without being noticed. Being 21 definitely isn’t all fun and games, and bars are way too expensive. I think I’m gonna miss the thrill of filling water bottles with vodka and house-party hopping when you think the cops arrive. But hey, at least I can enjoy going out with my friends and not having to worry about how we’re going to get alcohol.
Featured image via screengrab of Superbad.
