3. Show up late all the time.
Professors hate it when students show up late, so why is it okay when they do it? It reeks of injustice.
2. Go way too fast through notes while lecturing.
There’s only so many times you can say, “Wait, can you go back a slide?” before you simply resign yourself to furiously scribbling down everything on the PowerPoint and hoping that the professor goes off on one of his tangents and allows you the time to finish copying notes.
1. Treat students like garbage.
Man, it seems like some professors really really hate their students. They’re not afraid to show it, either. Of course, punching them in the face would feel glorious, but unless you want to get thrown out of college and charged with assault, it’s best to keep your hands to yourself. Sooner or later, these angry professors will realize they need to retire. Just hope it’s sooner rather than later.
