20) Late night runs to VGs for breakfast burritos, but only when you’re drunk
19) Someone falls out of their apartment window when getting out of their bed
18) Everyone seems to either be from NorCal or SoCal
17) PIKE is always catching heat from doing something shitty
16) Only spotting someone who isn’t white once a week (no diversity L)
15) 1-Ply toilet paper that could make your ass bleed
